Geeklings, clear your minds. Close your eyes. Let’s go back to a simpler time. A time before the pandemic. A time where life made sense. There were no masks. There was no shortage of toilet paper. There was no constant fear of the COVID virus. No, this was a time where people intentionally socially distanced before they started dating. This was a time where a … Continue reading Sexy Beasts- A Bonkers Dating Show That Could Possibly Bring About the Apocalypse
Waiting can often be the hardest part of anticipation. Often times we get excited about something, say, like the ninth Fast and the Furious movie, and then a pandemic hits and we are unable to live our lives a quarter-mile at a time. This type of waiting can help to further build the anticipation and excitement for something, like Vin Diesel in an array of … Continue reading Rick and Morty- The Woes of Being An Older Fan
You know, ever since the quarantine element of the pandemic ended, I feel like I’ve kind of neglected my Nintendo Switch. Over the last few months, the Switch has kind of become that old friend that you used to hang out with all the time and get into a bunch of stupid adventures with then suddenly you just stop. There’s no explanation. Things just… run … Continue reading I Am Geek Mario Golf League
Back in the day, which I suppose is less than a year ago at this point, when HBO Max was but a whisper, it came with the promise of Friends. Not the type to sit down and stream stuff with you, sadly there is no service for that, but the ones you watched in the height of ‘90s television. The type of Friends who would … Continue reading Friends- The One With The Reunion
This story starts where most of our current stories now begin… during the pandemic. It was a time of longer hair, apocalypse beards, beer deliveries, and a complete lack of seeing anyone who wasn’t the Mrs. or Hudson the Cat outside of a Zoom call. Times were bleak. Times were different. What else was there for us to do other than watch… Venom? Hey listen, … Continue reading Venom: Let There Be Carnage- A Buddy Comedy In the Making?
This morning I woke up thinking back to the 4th of July Weekend 2019. The weather was outstanding. The type of summer day where you’re living in a pool or beach for as long as the sun is out. The drinks were flowing. I decided to dabble with Ryan Reynold’s gin and let me tell you, with some mint and cucumber those things were going … Continue reading Stranger Things- Cryptic Teaser Brings Back…Papa?!
Geeklings, your boy is fully vaccinated! That’s right, shots one and two are in the books which means today… I’m feeling like poop. Is there a more articulate way to phrase that? Sure, there is. Do I have the energy to think of said articulate way? No, I don’t. I will say this though, this overall poopy feeling hanging over my body like some kind … Continue reading I Am Geek Mailbag- Submit MCU Phase 4 Questions Now!
It’s finally happening. After a global pandemic and some further delays due to, checks notes, a global pandemic, it appears that Black Widow finally has a release date set in stone. Disney is Michael Scott running out of his office in a panic yelling, “it’s happening” much to the relief of the fandom. With the releases of WandaVision and now Falcon and the Winter Soldier, … Continue reading Black Widow- Coming To A Theater and Your Home?
*sigh* … … … … *siiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhh* Oh, hello. Sorry, I’m just feeling a bit bummed. Why you ask? Well, we should be at the very start of con season right about now. Geeks everywhere should be putting the finishing touches on their cosplays, mapping out arenas, finalizing photo ops or signings, finding their most comfortable shoes, and most importantly, getting ready for the best weekend … Continue reading Funko Con Exclusives- A Timeline of Madness
After some trolling from the cast, Spider-Man 3 finally has an official title ahead of its December release. Despite what Tom Holland, Jacob Batalon, and Zendaya may have you think, these are not the titles for the upcoming Spidey film… Although, I was partial to Spider-Man Home Slice while deeply fearing the internet’s retribution at naming a Spider-Man movie after the classic E.T. line. Luckily, … Continue reading Spider-Man 3 Finally Has A Title