On basic principle, Monday’s are tough. Weekend is over. Start of the workweek. The self-hate from eating alllll those Taco Bell tacos. Work clothes. The list goes on and on. No one wakes up and goes, “Yes! It’s Monday” unless you’re a serial killer or have a pet you named Monday which in turn is a strange pet name. Like, why?! Not to mention, this … Continue reading Hawkeye Trailer: Gifting Us the Musical We Deserve
For those of you who complained about the condensed traveling in the later seasons of Game of Thrones, I’m curious to see how you felt about all the travel in the latest episode of Falcon and the Winter Soldier because our characters sure did put some miles on that passport. Do superheroes require passports or do they just show up to the country flash their … Continue reading Did Falcon and the Winter Soldier Open the Door For Latveria?!
If you’re anything like me, then you spent the majority of your weekend entranced by the concept that peanut butter whiskey is oddly delicious while the “It Was Agatha All Along” theme from WandaVision embedded itself in your brain like the proper earworm it is. The song is basically the theme from The Munsters but that doesn’t take away any of its charm, especially when … Continue reading WandaVision- Who Really Is Pietro?
Geeklings, I have had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. I mean, maybe it’s not that bad but it’s been annoying. Annoying to the point where a stress headache has taken residence in the left side of my brain and it’s not overly powerful but more like a neighbor whose bass is up a little too loud and they’re playing Montell Jordan deep … Continue reading I Am Geek and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
There’s something to be said about the dramatic entrance that just gets the blood pumping. A dramatic entrance so badass that the adrenaline starts coursing through the veins making you believe that you can run through a wall… don’t try this. You can’t. A dramatic entrance so spectacular that you start to consider trying to top it the next time you’re invited out to meet … Continue reading Who Has the Best Dramatic Entrances In The MCU?
Waking up at five o’clock in the morning blows. There’s no way around it, it just sucks. I would love to sleep until six, seven, eight o’clock but there is too much to be done and no time to waste. I can hear you now, “what could you possibly have to do at five o’clock in the morning” and the answer is mostly work out … Continue reading Black Widow Trailer- Celebrating the Legacy Of Natasha Romanoff
I have wanted to write this column for quite some time but the circumstances never felt quite right. I would start and abandoned. Would test my words while drinking with friends but never put those words to paper. But I’ve wanted to. With Endgame coming out tonight, this felt like the right time to broach this subject. Seriously, folks, Endgame is hours away and I’m supposed to be sitting at … Continue reading In Defense of Star Lord
Avengers Endgame is now only one sleep away Geeklings. Tonight, when yours truly goes to bed he will wake up in a world where he’ll be seeing the movie event of the year. I’m sorry to those of you who have to wait till Friday. In that case, Avengers Endgame is two sleeps away. Be strong. Me on the other hand, I’m a ball of freaking excitement. We … Continue reading The Future of Thor
Geeklings, we are only four sleeps away from the movie event of the year. That’s it, just four. This is the week we’ve been waiting for since last April when Infinity War turned our hearts to dust and allowed said dust to blow away in the wind. The endgame is upon us and I am a ball of nerves, excitement, giddiness, and a little afraid. It’s a strange gambit … Continue reading I Am Geek- Five Bold Avengers Endgame Predictions
Having written almost seven hundred columns (currently sitting at 683!) one might find it difficult to recall every subject they’ve covered on their website. Seven hundred is a massive number, one I’m quite proud of, and I just don’t have the memory retention to remember each and every I Am Geek column. I wish I could though. I’m not sure if this is because I’m … Continue reading I Am Geek MCU Movie Rankings