Geeklings, it has been a minute, hasn’t it? It’s too tempting to make an “anything new going on” joke when clearly there is a ton going on so I’m going to do my best to refrain. Of course, you could argue by even mentioning the making of that joke counts as actually making the joke but I’m not here to split hairs. Yes, I am … Continue reading Checking In
I Am Geek is not a political website. There’s enough of that just about anywhere else on the internet or your televisions or everyday life. You find it on Twitter with celebrities and news pundits. It’s on Facebook with the people you went to high school with or even your former babysitters. Instagram isn’t safe either as now it’s political postings but in pictures. Stand … Continue reading Get Out And Vote
I was talking with my wife the other day about homework. Neither one of us have been in school for quite some time but the subject came up and I couldn’t help but feel that I miss homework. Not in a crippling way. It’s not like the “one who got away” and I sit here pining for hours of studies to do after work, but … Continue reading Getting Back On Task & Tom King’s Rorschach
Well, well, well… look who decided to come back and write some new content. I knoooow it’s been kind of a minute. I think in the last two weeks I’ve written maybe five new columns and re-used two or three because they fit the theme of the day. Looking at that on paper it doesn’t sound so bad but I also expect more from myself. … Continue reading Where’s the New Content?!
I woke up this morning with the full intention of writing a column about The Walking Dead announcing that it will be ending with a super-sized season eleven. I pretty much wrote my intro while shampooing my hair, how else does one shower, and by the time I was drying off I had a rough shape of the piece and knew how I was going … Continue reading Healing The World With A 50 Year Old Alien In A Bag & Extraordinary Facial Hair
Every so often, I have to come to the pages of I Am Geek and make a confession. These confessions don’t come easy. I like to believe that I have consumed a great deal of pop culture in my life maybe even enough for two lifetimes. I’m not here to measure or brag… which is a lie. I’m totally bragging. Even with that mass consumption … Continue reading Dune Trailer- What’s In the Box, Sandworms, & Oscar Isaac’s Tremendous Beard
Reviews are one of those things that are incredibly important while also not mattering at all. I know that’s a weird thing to say considering I take a lot of time out of my life to write reviews on various subjects. In part, my reviews are for me to get my thoughts of something out into the world and to let you know if something … Continue reading Review Bombing- Why Is This A Thing?
I always get a little nervous when I put something out in the universe that depends on the involvement of others to get off the ground. When I came to you last week looking to create the first ever I Am Geek Mailbag, I had already written two columns in my head. The first column where there was actual participation and I answered all your … Continue reading I Am Geek Mailbag Vol. 1
After five movies and two books these are the things I know about dinosaur parks… A T-Rex could eat you while you’re in the bathroom Some dinosaurs will sneak into your car, spit in your face causing blindness, make you try and appreciate their neckwear, and then eat you when you don’t compliment them. If you’re in a tree you risk being sneezed on by … Continue reading Would I Actually Visit Jurassic Park?
Geeklings, it’s hot out. The type of hot where when I leave my air-conditioned room, I am instantly filled with regret. Maybe even a little shame. The type of regret that feels like sweat. It’s like walking directly into a wet hot blanket that just wants to hug all of you. Yeah, that’s pretty gross. Oddly enough Hudson the Cat seems to love it. He’s … Continue reading The First Ever I Am Geek Mailbag Is Coming Soon