Getting Back On Task & Tom King’s Rorschach

I was talking with my wife the other day about homework. Neither one of us have been in school for quite some time but the subject came up and I couldn’t help but feel that I miss homework. Not in a crippling way. It’s not like the “one who got away” and I sit here pining for hours of studies to do after work, but … Continue reading Getting Back On Task & Tom King’s Rorschach

Healing The World With A 50 Year Old Alien In A Bag & Extraordinary Facial Hair

I woke up this morning with the full intention of writing a column about The Walking Dead announcing that it will be ending with a super-sized season eleven. I pretty much wrote my intro while shampooing my hair, how else does one shower, and by the time I was drying off I had a rough shape of the piece and knew how I was going … Continue reading Healing The World With A 50 Year Old Alien In A Bag & Extraordinary Facial Hair

Dune Trailer- What’s In the Box, Sandworms, & Oscar Isaac’s Tremendous Beard

Every so often, I have to come to the pages of I Am Geek and make a confession. These confessions don’t come easy. I like to believe that I have consumed a great deal of pop culture in my life maybe even enough for two lifetimes. I’m not here to measure or brag… which is a lie. I’m totally bragging. Even with that mass consumption … Continue reading Dune Trailer- What’s In the Box, Sandworms, & Oscar Isaac’s Tremendous Beard

Review Bombing- Why Is This A Thing?

Reviews are one of those things that are incredibly important while also not mattering at all. I know that’s a weird thing to say considering I take a lot of time out of my life to write reviews on various subjects. In part, my reviews are for me to get my thoughts of something out into the world and to let you know if something … Continue reading Review Bombing- Why Is This A Thing?

Would I Actually Visit Jurassic Park?

After five movies and two books these are the things I know about dinosaur parks… A T-Rex could eat you while you’re in the bathroom Some dinosaurs will sneak into your car, spit in your face causing blindness, make you try and appreciate their neckwear, and then eat you when you don’t compliment them. If you’re in a tree you risk being sneezed on by … Continue reading Would I Actually Visit Jurassic Park?

The First Ever I Am Geek Mailbag Is Coming Soon

Geeklings, it’s hot out. The type of hot where when I leave my air-conditioned room, I am instantly filled with regret. Maybe even a little shame. The type of regret that feels like sweat. It’s like walking directly into a wet hot blanket that just wants to hug all of you. Yeah, that’s pretty gross. Oddly enough Hudson the Cat seems to love it. He’s … Continue reading The First Ever I Am Geek Mailbag Is Coming Soon