The First Ever I Am Geek Mailbag Is Coming Soon

Geeklings, it’s hot out. The type of hot where when I leave my air-conditioned room, I am instantly filled with regret. Maybe even a little shame. The type of regret that feels like sweat. It’s like walking directly into a wet hot blanket that just wants to hug all of you. Yeah, that’s pretty gross. Oddly enough Hudson the Cat seems to love it. He’s … Continue reading The First Ever I Am Geek Mailbag Is Coming Soon

What Would Harry Potter’s 40th Birthday Be Like Today?

On paper, July 31st should be a bummer. As a kid, it means that summer vacation is now at the halfway point and you’re rapidly rolling down the hill back to school. Usually. It’s been a weird year. As a summer enthusiast, it means you only have a month left of beach days, shorts, flip flops, and Hawaiian shirts. I myself will push flip flops … Continue reading What Would Harry Potter’s 40th Birthday Be Like Today?

Is Tuesday Really The Best Day For Tacos?

No. No, it isn’t. You can have a taco any day you want and it automatically becomes the best day. It’s a fact. Much like the sky is blue, Wednesdays are for comics, and kitten whiskers are super adorable. I just had tacos for dinner and it instantly became the best day. Period. That’s it. That’s the column. Seriously. Some of you might argue that this column … Continue reading Is Tuesday Really The Best Day For Tacos?

I Miss Going To The Movies: A Love Letter To Popcorn

I miss going to the movies. That’s it. That’s the whole concept. I know, in the grand scheme of everything that is happening in the world right now this is small potatoes. Especially when one can watch a movie from the comfort of their couch or leather lazy boy chair that causes them to sweat for no reason at all during the summer because leather … Continue reading I Miss Going To The Movies: A Love Letter To Popcorn

The Lord of the Rings Meme Facebook Doesn’t Want You To See

I just wrote the header of this column and I’m cracking up. It feels like one of those exploitative television shows where they’re always catching someone doing something shady. They always target your next-door neighbor or the local food pantry or that one bench in town everyone likes to sit on. You know, to create panic and decent within the community. A show that’s probably … Continue reading The Lord of the Rings Meme Facebook Doesn’t Want You To See

How The Last of Us Part 2 Prevented This Column

Geeklings, I wanted to write a legit column for you on this fine Monday. There’s nothing better than kicking off the week with some solid content to get the ball rolling. It’s like that iced cold beverage after working all day. That beverage may contain alcohol if you want, or it just may just be as cold as your felled enemies. That’s not the point. … Continue reading How The Last of Us Part 2 Prevented This Column