*sigh* … … … … *siiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhh* Oh, hello. Sorry, I’m just feeling a bit bummed. Why you ask? Well, we should be at the very start of con season right about now. Geeks everywhere should be putting the finishing touches on their cosplays, mapping out arenas, finalizing photo ops or signings, finding their most comfortable shoes, and most importantly, getting ready for the best weekend … Continue reading Funko Con Exclusives- A Timeline of Madness
Normally when watching a season finale of a television series you expect some amount of closure. There’s a lot of responsibility on a season finale to tie up all the loose ends of the season while also setting up potential story threads for the upcoming season. Despite how great a season has been over the course of ten to fifteen episodes, the season finale is … Continue reading WandaVision- Don’t Expect ALL The Answers In The Finale
After some trolling from the cast, Spider-Man 3 finally has an official title ahead of its December release. Despite what Tom Holland, Jacob Batalon, and Zendaya may have you think, these are not the titles for the upcoming Spidey film… Although, I was partial to Spider-Man Home Slice while deeply fearing the internet’s retribution at naming a Spider-Man movie after the classic E.T. line. Luckily, … Continue reading Spider-Man 3 Finally Has A Title
Have you ever wondered what will happen to the citizens of Westview after Wanda, and whoever could possibly/maybe manipulating her leave town? What state are these people going to be in? Will their lives return to normal as if nothing happened? Will Norm get to call his sister? Will the other citizens just resume Taco Tuesdays as if they weren’t being forced to be apart … Continue reading WandaVision- So, What’s the Deal With Agnes?!
Geeklings, it looks like Black Widow is going to be delayed…again. As far as soft column openings go, I am fully aware that this is the equivalent of someone ripping a band-aid off without telling you they’re going to rip a band-aid off, but I just thought the best course of action here was to be direct. Why mess around? We know the game. It’s … Continue reading Black Widow- Possible Delay Could Force Disney’s Hand
First off, I’m fully aware that making a Best of 2020 list sounds like an oxymoron. It’s like trying to figure out what was your favorite bone you broke after you tumbled down that hill or choosing which childhood memory was the most traumatic. For me it would concern a tick… and that’s all I’m going to say about that. But here’s the thing, while … Continue reading I Am Geek Best of 2020- Honorable Mentions
Geeklings, it has been a minute, hasn’t it? It’s too tempting to make an “anything new going on” joke when clearly there is a ton going on so I’m going to do my best to refrain. Of course, you could argue by even mentioning the making of that joke counts as actually making the joke but I’m not here to split hairs. Yes, I am … Continue reading Checking In
Dear Insomniac Games, Listen, let’s just cut to the chase. I’m not going to lie to you as it would defeat the entire purpose of this very public letter. When I heard that a Miles Morales game was coming to PS5 I had mixed emotions. Not because I was disappointed in any way, dear lord don’t think that. I exclaimed quite loudly in my kitchen/office … Continue reading A Letter To Insomniac Concerning Miles Morales & Spider-Cat
I was talking with my wife the other day about homework. Neither one of us have been in school for quite some time but the subject came up and I couldn’t help but feel that I miss homework. Not in a crippling way. It’s not like the “one who got away” and I sit here pining for hours of studies to do after work, but … Continue reading Getting Back On Task & Tom King’s Rorschach
Well, well, well… look who decided to come back and write some new content. I knoooow it’s been kind of a minute. I think in the last two weeks I’ve written maybe five new columns and re-used two or three because they fit the theme of the day. Looking at that on paper it doesn’t sound so bad but I also expect more from myself. … Continue reading Where’s the New Content?!