The Perfect Role For Giancarlo Esposito In the MCU

Everyone stop what you’re doing! Just stop. Don’t take that sip of water. Ignore the dog barking in the other room. Don’t go to the bathroom just yet. Don’t flip those burgers… maybe you should do that. I don’t want you to overcook dinner that’s not cool. Otherwise, stop what you’re doing. I want all your focus here on this column. The only thing you … Continue reading The Perfect Role For Giancarlo Esposito In the MCU

The Boys Season Two Trailer- Violence, Mayhem, and Billy Joel

What?! Double the trailer goodness today?! That’s right, not only did we get a brand new trailer for season two of The Umbrella Academy but Amazon decided that today would make a most terrific day to drop the trailer for season two of The Boys. And Geeklings, they weren’t wrong. It’s odd, I’ve always kind of associated these shows together. They don’t have much in … Continue reading The Boys Season Two Trailer- Violence, Mayhem, and Billy Joel

The Umbrella Academy Season Two Trailer- I Heard A Rumor…

There’s nothing like minding your own business and then getting hit in the face with a brand-spankin’ new trailer for a show that you’re uber-excited about. Do people still uber as a term meaning “very” or have we all submitted to the fact that it’s a car service that picks us up when we’re drunk? What makes the surprise arrival of a new trailer even … Continue reading The Umbrella Academy Season Two Trailer- I Heard A Rumor…

I Am Geek MCU Movie Rankings (Updated)

I’ve been quarantined or social distancing for close to four months at this point. Four. Months. That’s crazy. In four months, I’ve played a lot of Animal Crossing, I’ve binged a lot of television, we’re talking amounts that would be alarming to others, and I’ve read a number of books and graphic novels. In those four months, as previously discussed, I have not gone to … Continue reading I Am Geek MCU Movie Rankings (Updated)

I Miss Going To The Movies: A Love Letter To Popcorn

I miss going to the movies. That’s it. That’s the whole concept. I know, in the grand scheme of everything that is happening in the world right now this is small potatoes. Especially when one can watch a movie from the comfort of their couch or leather lazy boy chair that causes them to sweat for no reason at all during the summer because leather … Continue reading I Miss Going To The Movies: A Love Letter To Popcorn

The Lord of the Rings Meme Facebook Doesn’t Want You To See

I just wrote the header of this column and I’m cracking up. It feels like one of those exploitative television shows where they’re always catching someone doing something shady. They always target your next-door neighbor or the local food pantry or that one bench in town everyone likes to sit on. You know, to create panic and decent within the community. A show that’s probably … Continue reading The Lord of the Rings Meme Facebook Doesn’t Want You To See

How The Last of Us Part 2 Prevented This Column

Geeklings, I wanted to write a legit column for you on this fine Monday. There’s nothing better than kicking off the week with some solid content to get the ball rolling. It’s like that iced cold beverage after working all day. That beverage may contain alcohol if you want, or it just may just be as cold as your felled enemies. That’s not the point. … Continue reading How The Last of Us Part 2 Prevented This Column

The Office- Have You Noticed Jim’s Sleeves & Other Fun Facts

It’s easy to take a show like The Office literally. This is supposed to be a documentary of the lives of the employees of a struggling paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania. The entire purpose of the show is to make it feel like it’s not a television show but rather a bird’s eye view to the lives of these people. We’re not supposed to think … Continue reading The Office- Have You Noticed Jim’s Sleeves & Other Fun Facts