The Shang-Chi trailer dropped a little less than a week ago and I’ve been practicing throwing water into the air and moving through it without getting wet to no avail since. At least I’m doing the practicing here in the comforts of my air-conditioned bedroom because lawd is it disgustingly hot outside. The type of hot where you leave the air conditioner on for Hudson … Continue reading Shang-Chi Trailer- Two Surprise Guests
Back in the day, which I suppose is less than a year ago at this point, when HBO Max was but a whisper, it came with the promise of Friends. Not the type to sit down and stream stuff with you, sadly there is no service for that, but the ones you watched in the height of ‘90s television. The type of Friends who would … Continue reading Friends- The One With The Reunion
This story starts where most of our current stories now begin… during the pandemic. It was a time of longer hair, apocalypse beards, beer deliveries, and a complete lack of seeing anyone who wasn’t the Mrs. or Hudson the Cat outside of a Zoom call. Times were bleak. Times were different. What else was there for us to do other than watch… Venom? Hey listen, … Continue reading Venom: Let There Be Carnage- A Buddy Comedy In the Making?
Happy Mortal Kombat Eve everyone! A new holiday that will only happen this once, unless Mortal Kombat is as successful as the studio wants and, in that case,, we might be able to do this three other times. Could you imagine that? A world with a four-part Mortal Kombat movie series? Wonders never cease, do they? Could you imagine how many fatalities our poor fragile … Continue reading Mortal Kombat- 10 Things We NEED To See From the New Movie
Hope you’re ready for our yearly, Who Cares About the Oscars column! Listen, I’ve noticed that over the last couple of years I’ve been coming here either surprised that the Oscars are happening in a short amount of time or wondering if anyone actually cares that the Oscars are happening in a short amount of time. It’s got me feeling like an old man trying … Continue reading Oscar’s So Lame
Full disclosure, it has been a long time since I played a Mortal Kombat game. I strayed away from fighter games after I turned thirteen or so, the last real one I can remember playing was Killer Instinct after I was called and disinvited from a party in junior high. That’s right, your boy was all types of cool although I would argue that doesn’t … Continue reading Mortal Kombat Trailer- Toasty As Hell
Geeklings, we are now three days into January. Three days into 2019. Just like that, 2018 is officially over. As we drive into the horizon of this new year, we can look back in our rearview fondly at 2018. Granted, the year itself was a bit crazy town banana pants and the world seems like it can explode at any moment, but from an I Am … Continue reading What To Expect From 2019