Fantasy Sports Are Cool But How About Fantasy Pop Culture?

As I was driving into work this morning listening to the Bill Simmons Podcast talk about what quarterbacks would be going where during the offseason it dawned on me, I miss football. I miss the Sunday get-togethers. I miss bitching about how bad the New York Football Giants are. I miss the food, my god the food. But most of all, I missed the fantasy sports aspect of the season. Which is weird considering the year I had in fantasy football. In the first year of my work league, I came in second which is awesome. I feel it’s important as the new guy to establish some form of dominance quickly. Let them know that you do indeed know some things about the game and that you’re not just making a donation to the pot. No one wants to be a beating post. Make them recognize the talent. Make them put some respect on the name.

My real issue came in my every year league. The one with my friends and family. You know, the ones who will ride you about every poor coaching decision you make throughout the season. Going into this season I was on a six-year playoff run with a couple of top two/three finishes. I felt confident. I drafted moderately well. I put up over a hundred twenty points week one in a loss but still felt good. I liked my team. I trusted my team. These were my guys and I was going to follow them into the playoffs and try and make a push. And then the rest of the regular season happened… and my guys shit the bed. Barely showed up. I won two, two, freaking games all season. Finished dead last. Dead. Last. I was Cersei Lannister. I was properly shamed. In my go-to league no less. On top of that, the Giants sucked so I couldn’t even counterbalance my failure with good football. Football was Nelson Muntzing me from all directions.

Yet, despite all that, I miss fantasy sports. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get enough people together for a fantasy basketball league and I’m in zero position to be involved in fantasy baseball so my options became limited. Sure, I could do daily leagues but I was looking for a long haul. Not one sixty-two games long but something with some legs. Which got me thinking… fantasy pop culture. I think that’s the answer to my problem but sadly, I’m not sure if it really exists. At least in the mainstream way I’d be hoping for.

I’ve seen movie theaters advertise a fantasy movie type deal where you pick five films for the weekend and try and guess their order in the box office, and that’s cool, but I need competition. I need to send a text to a valued loved one burning their world to the ground. I need blood. Figuratively of course, as I’m not a vampire… yet. Fantasy box office is a fun concept but I think we could do better and the great thing about pop culture is that through it you could create almost an endless amount of leagues. Hear me out.

Let’s take The Walking Dead for instance or maybe even Grey’s Anatomy, two shows that couldn’t be any more polar opposites yet share the common dominator that I don’t watch them, but stay with me. You would hold a draft where you would take a certain amount of characters to your team. The fantasy season would only be as long as the television season and you’d do a new draft for the next season. As for points, you would get certain points based on character arcs. For example, Daryl just killed a walker so you get ten points, but he didn’t shower or cut his hair so now you lose five. Or over on Grey’s a certain doctor loses a patient on the operating table so you lose twenty points buuuuut they banged the new dreamy intern so you get fifteen points. So on and so forth. You could even have sleeper picks and take cast members who were just bumped up to series regulars or draft the guest star that you know is going to bring it. I’ll take twenty-three points for Forest Whitaker in a guest role thank you very much.

Why stop at television though. You can do the same thing for movie franchises. Imagine going to see the new Fast and the Furious movie and random members of the audience shout with excitement because Dom drank a Corona weirdly and they just scored twenty points.  Or the one person screamed “eff yeah!” because Han (who is alive?!?!) eats a snack putting this guys team in the lead. It completely changes the movie viewing experience and now you’re not just enjoying the story and the characters, you’re rooting for them to get you a win.

Fantasy pop culture could work on such a variety of levels it’s almost silly that it doesn’t exist already. Comic books. Pick a publisher, draft some heroes and villains, and start racking up some W’s because Batman punched The Joker in the face. Friends. It may be off the air but draft a team any way giving these seasons new life. Who doesn’t want to get some points anytime Joey says “how you doin’?” How have we not created a wrestling fantasy league?! It basically sells itself. The possibilities are endless and the fun is just begging to be had. I’ve heard whispers that some reality shows like The Bachelor already have fantasy leagues, and I’m for it.  Hell, had there been a Love Is Blind fantasy league, I would have joined at least two leagues drafting Cameron in both and bringing the ruckus. Think about how many points you could have got for the Bachelor hooking up with a producer. That sounds like an instant first-place finish. 

So how do we make this happen? I’m not sure what the next step is. Honestly, I wanted to put the idea out in the universe and then when it gets created show the timestamp of this article and reap some of those financial benefits. But more importantly, I want to join a fantasy pop culture league. Pop culture already consumes so much of my everyday life, why wouldn’t I want to use those interests to defeat those I love so I can gloat about my superiority over them? Isn’t that what makes the world go round? 

One thought on “Fantasy Sports Are Cool But How About Fantasy Pop Culture?

  1. I’ve never been in a sports fantasy pool but when Avengers Endgame came out, I did put together a little game for my friends that was sort of similar. I/we came up with ~15 prediction questions like “who will die?” and “will any one from Agents Of SHIELD cameo?” and we all answered before the movie came out. Once I had seen it, I took everyone’s answers and awarded points for every correct guess. It was interesting because some of us had a large comic knowledge and tried to guess based on comic lore and some of us didn’t and were just pulling answers out of thin air.
    Managing the game wasn’t hard to do, but took some time and colour coordination. I’m sure it would be doable to run a larger-scale version.

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