Heading into a two-week vacation, one gets certain expectations, Han Solo might have described them as delusions of grandeur. Besides all of the non-working, there are a ton of things one wants to get done for themselves. Whether it’s cleaning the house or seeing friends or maybe reading a book, every vacation comes with a plan and then vacation hits and that plan goes out … Continue reading The Joys of Powering Down
When watching a horror movie, you can tell pretty quickly in the viewing experience what kind of horror film you’re in for. Either it’s going to be the type of horror movie that ruins your life and destroys your ability to sleep because every sound you hear while in bed isn’t the cat being a cat but a demonic monster rummaging through the kitchen for … Continue reading Malignant- The Sequel We Deserve
As I’m currently on the short road to forty, birthday is a little more than two weeks away (!!), college seems like a life time ago. The memories are fond but seem distant which is a part of getting older I suppose. You remember the moments that shaped your life but it doesn’t mean that it doesn’t feel like it was an entirely different life … Continue reading The Matrix: Resurrections- What Is the Matrix?!
As I’ve gotten older, I want to believe that my birthday celebrations have gotten a bit tamer… kind of like the progression of Eddie Murphy’s movie choices. Gone are the long weekend celebrations filled with bar jukeboxes and more alcohol than one should decide to consume. Here is the one-day celebration filled with family/friends, good eats, a bitching party theme, and relaxation. I have zero … Continue reading I Am Geek The Birthday Gift Request
As someone who writes quite frequently, it sometimes seems that the act of planning out what to write can be more enjoyable than the act of writing itself. We’ve discussed in the past how in the mornings I like to start planning my writing agenda for the day, which usually gets derailed by a massive trailer dropping or some crazy bonkers news that needs to … Continue reading Why the Fear Street Trilogy Deserves Your Attention
Happy Mortal Kombat Eve everyone! A new holiday that will only happen this once, unless Mortal Kombat is as successful as the studio wants and, in that case,, we might be able to do this three other times. Could you imagine that? A world with a four-part Mortal Kombat movie series? Wonders never cease, do they? Could you imagine how many fatalities our poor fragile … Continue reading Mortal Kombat- 10 Things We NEED To See From the New Movie
Hope you’re ready for our yearly, Who Cares About the Oscars column! Listen, I’ve noticed that over the last couple of years I’ve been coming here either surprised that the Oscars are happening in a short amount of time or wondering if anyone actually cares that the Oscars are happening in a short amount of time. It’s got me feeling like an old man trying … Continue reading Oscar’s So Lame
We’ve come a long way since last year which seems weird, doesn’t it? Recently, I was looking back at some of my quarantine pictures on Instagram, as one does when they feel nostalgic for their apocalypse beard and fun headbands, and I’m kind of in disbelief that this was only a year ago. Wild, right?! Feels like it’s been at least three years with a … Continue reading Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings- First Teaser Is Spellbinding
Four hours is a long time to do anything. Think about it, four hours is more or less half a work shift. It takes almost four hours to watch an NFL game from start to finish and sometimes that feels even longer if your team sucks. Drinking for four hours could really do some work on your system and probably will leave you going to … Continue reading The Snyder Cut- A Test In Endurance and Patience
What if I told you that in 1985 a drug smuggler while flying over Kentucky, air dropped a duffle bag of cocaine. It’s the ‘80s so yeah, that sort of makes sense. Stay with me now, that duffle bag full of seventy pounds of the finest Scarface nose powder landed in the woods and was discovered by a one hundred seventy-five pound… bear. And this … Continue reading Cocaine Bears & Killer Pants
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