On basic principle, Monday’s are tough. Weekend is over. Start of the workweek. The self-hate from eating alllll those Taco Bell tacos. Work clothes. The list goes on and on. No one wakes up and goes, “Yes! It’s Monday” unless you’re a serial killer or have a pet you named Monday which in turn is a strange pet name. Like, why?! Not to mention, this … Continue reading Hawkeye Trailer: Gifting Us the Musical We Deserve
Is that Mephisto?! Dude, it has to be Reed Richards, right?! Who is the Power Broker?! Where are the mutants?! Wait, is Kang coming to the party?! When is the No Way Home trailer dropping?! If you haven’t asked any of these questions at least once over the last year, are you even paying attention to Phase Four of the MCU?! I say this in … Continue reading Spider-Man No Way Home Trailer- Variants, The Eye of Agamotto, & Pumpkin Bombs
Enough is enough… where the hell is the Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer?! Like, seriously. What’s going on here?! Honestly, I’m surprised that we haven’t gotten it yet and not because the movie is only five months away. No, Sony has a reputation of doing whatever they want concerning Spider-Man despite the ramifications it could have on unreleased MCU projects. Remember when they released the … Continue reading Spider-Man: No Way Home Trailer- Ummm, Release It Already
When you write over one thousand columns, #notsohumblebrag, there are going to be times where you get things wrong. Sometimes the theory that you devised is so awesome, so incredible that it doesn’t exist on this plane of the multiverse. Some other universe gets to experience your awesome theory come to life while you just sit here like, “shit, maybe I shouldn’t have published that”. … Continue reading Loki- How The Season Finale Primes Up Phase Four of the MCU
This story starts where most of our current stories now begin… during the pandemic. It was a time of longer hair, apocalypse beards, beer deliveries, and a complete lack of seeing anyone who wasn’t the Mrs. or Hudson the Cat outside of a Zoom call. Times were bleak. Times were different. What else was there for us to do other than watch… Venom? Hey listen, … Continue reading Venom: Let There Be Carnage- A Buddy Comedy In the Making?
You can say a lot of things about the internet, and not all of it would be good, but there are days when it certainly delivers the goods. Especially on days where you’re just scrolling through your feed reading interviews with Anthony Mackie concerning the Falcon and the Winter Soldier finale. The internet is there to let us know of all the random special days … Continue reading National Superhero Day- Two Issues To Best Celebrate Spider-Man
Happy Mortal Kombat Eve everyone! A new holiday that will only happen this once, unless Mortal Kombat is as successful as the studio wants and, in that case,, we might be able to do this three other times. Could you imagine that? A world with a four-part Mortal Kombat movie series? Wonders never cease, do they? Could you imagine how many fatalities our poor fragile … Continue reading Mortal Kombat- 10 Things We NEED To See From the New Movie
I recently purchased a Marvel Legends Captain America Shield. That’s not a brag, although I suppose it kind of is because the shield is awesome, but it helps give context for the rest of this piece. You probably have figured it out by now, if you’ve been reading this site for the past five years or so, but I love collecting things. Always have. When … Continue reading Falcon and the Winter Soldier- Is The Shield The Show’s True Villain & Can It Be Redeemed?
Four hours is a long time to do anything. Think about it, four hours is more or less half a work shift. It takes almost four hours to watch an NFL game from start to finish and sometimes that feels even longer if your team sucks. Drinking for four hours could really do some work on your system and probably will leave you going to … Continue reading The Snyder Cut- A Test In Endurance and Patience
It’s finally happening. After a global pandemic and some further delays due to, checks notes, a global pandemic, it appears that Black Widow finally has a release date set in stone. Disney is Michael Scott running out of his office in a panic yelling, “it’s happening” much to the relief of the fandom. With the releases of WandaVision and now Falcon and the Winter Soldier, … Continue reading Black Widow- Coming To A Theater and Your Home?