On my last day of vacation, I decided to watch Return of the Jedi on Disney+. Normally, I refrain from watching this version of the film because it makes my inner Rancor rage for several reasons that aren’t limited to the concert at Jabba’s palace and ending with the lack of Ewok cartwheels to the tune of “Ewok Celebration”. The thing is, I’m also lazy … Continue reading This Year the Best Star Wars Can Be Found On Your Shelves
Well, it would seem like we’re in the post-credit phase of 2020. The year is technically over but now we’re getting a glimpse of the things to, um, look forward to for the upcoming year. 2021 is only seven days old and already we’ve had a riot on the Capital Building, continued spikes in COVID, the Knicks came back from a fifteen point deficit… and … Continue reading Looking For Distractions In the Chaos
Usually, terms like “hangover” are used with negative connotations. “I stupidly had someone dancing on the bar pour tequila in my mouth for a period of time that was not calculated and because of that, I now currently want to die. Ugh, this hangover.” Yes, that is a personal experience and no, we will not explore that further. But not all hangovers are evil hell … Continue reading The Mandalorian Season Two- Thoughts, Exclamations, & Reactions
I woke up this morning with the full intention of writing a column about The Walking Dead announcing that it will be ending with a super-sized season eleven. I pretty much wrote my intro while shampooing my hair, how else does one shower, and by the time I was drying off I had a rough shape of the piece and knew how I was going … Continue reading Healing The World With A 50 Year Old Alien In A Bag & Extraordinary Facial Hair
Normally Star Wars Day is a day we spend saying “May the 4th be with you” to anyone who we think will tolerate the pun without giving us the finger or dislocating an eyeball from severe eye-rolling. Star Wars Day tends to be the day we get excited for May 5th so we can say things like “Revenge of the 5th” to people who have even less tolerance … Continue reading Could This Be The Best Star Wars Day Ever?
Geeklings, welcome to a brand new edition of the Week In Geek where it’s always Monday but with different things to get all hyped about. Hopefully, everyone had a nice day off, stayed inside because it’s butt-ass cold out, and got to do some major relaxing. That certainly was part of my day here. In fact, there might have actually been a nap. A nap I … Continue reading Week In Geek- Sabrina Goes to Hell, Picard Returns To Star Trek, & the Royal Rumble
If you haven’t watched any of the trailers for Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker or read any of the press tours or anything really, you might want to stay away from this column. You have been warned. There are no legit spoilers just theories based on what we’ve seen through trailers and press. I know nothing and you should know by now that I … Continue reading Can the Answers to Rise of Skywalker Be Found In Star Wars Rebels?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… It is a period of civil war. Star Wars fandom, long since divided post The Last Jedi, find themselves at a crossroads. Although the film was met with critical praise, the fandom clashes with each other on the internet. Venom is spewed while fans both old and young believe they have the high ground. It seems that all has … Continue reading I Will Literally Die For Baby Yoda
Happy Monday, Geeklings! That means it’s a brand new week and a brand new week means a brand new Week In Geek something that hasn’t happened in quite some time. It’s hard to believe that for the last three weeks we lived in a world where there was no Week In Geek. Like, where did you guys go to learn about all the awesome that was ahead of you? … Continue reading Week In Geek- Do You Wanna Build A Snowman, Rami Deserves Awards, & Binge Mode
There was a time, only a few short months ago, where I came here pondering if my Star Wars fandom was broken. Like Luke watching the two suns of Tatooine set, I pondered what would come next for me within this fandom. Was I just tired of a franchise that has meant such a great deal to me? Was I even excited for Episode IX … Continue reading Star Wars Episode IX- Taking One Last Look At My Friends