Typically, my excitement for a new Spider-Man movie is on the same level as middle schooler who gets a like on Instagram from their crush. Heart flutters. Sweating for no apparent reason. The inability to stop rambling. These are the emotions and reactions that make the world turn. Yet, with No Way Home… I’m more the middle schooler who gets two likes on Instagram and … Continue reading Spider-Man: No Way Home- Why This Was the Best Possible Trailer
Is that Mephisto?! Dude, it has to be Reed Richards, right?! Who is the Power Broker?! Where are the mutants?! Wait, is Kang coming to the party?! When is the No Way Home trailer dropping?! If you haven’t asked any of these questions at least once over the last year, are you even paying attention to Phase Four of the MCU?! I say this in … Continue reading Spider-Man No Way Home Trailer- Variants, The Eye of Agamotto, & Pumpkin Bombs
Enough is enough… where the hell is the Spider-Man: No Way Home trailer?! Like, seriously. What’s going on here?! Honestly, I’m surprised that we haven’t gotten it yet and not because the movie is only five months away. No, Sony has a reputation of doing whatever they want concerning Spider-Man despite the ramifications it could have on unreleased MCU projects. Remember when they released the … Continue reading Spider-Man: No Way Home Trailer- Ummm, Release It Already
When you write over one thousand columns, #notsohumblebrag, there are going to be times where you get things wrong. Sometimes the theory that you devised is so awesome, so incredible that it doesn’t exist on this plane of the multiverse. Some other universe gets to experience your awesome theory come to life while you just sit here like, “shit, maybe I shouldn’t have published that”. … Continue reading Loki- How The Season Finale Primes Up Phase Four of the MCU
After six looooong weeks, the MCU finally returned last week with the first episode of the much-anticipated Loki or Marvel’s attempt to dip their toe in Doctor Who like storytelling. Sure, for some six weeks isn’t really a long time, but going from zero Marvel content for a year to ten weeks’ worth of content back to none is a bit trying. I’m pretty sure … Continue reading Loki- Yes, The Infinity Stones Mattered
Geeklings, I’m really starting to enjoy these mailbag columns. Yes, I know it’s only the second one we’ve ever done buuuuuut it really helps in a week where work has my brain looking like mashed potatoes that were in the microwave for far too long. How does it help you ask? Well, my mush brain doesn’t have to come up with new content to write. … Continue reading I Am Geek Mailbag Vol. 2- MCU Phase Four
Monday’s the day of the week that needs the most assistance not to be a bag of suck. Tuesday is great because of tacos and because it’s not Monday. Wednesday gives us comic books and is the halfway mark of the week. Thursday is for getting thirsty, or was when I was in college, and also good for tacos. Friday is the end of the … Continue reading Loki- New Trailer & A Possible Bonkers WandaVision Theory
WandaVision has wrapped its first and most likely only season in grand fashion leaving us sitting here in piles of crumpled up tissues, resurfaced grief, and probably a number of questions. Some questions answer themselves like if Wanda will ever be invited back to Westview for a block party or if Norm will ever call his sister. Other questions get a bit more complex. Where … Continue reading WandaVision- What’s Next For Wanda?
After some trolling from the cast, Spider-Man 3 finally has an official title ahead of its December release. Despite what Tom Holland, Jacob Batalon, and Zendaya may have you think, these are not the titles for the upcoming Spidey film… Although, I was partial to Spider-Man Home Slice while deeply fearing the internet’s retribution at naming a Spider-Man movie after the classic E.T. line. Luckily, … Continue reading Spider-Man 3 Finally Has A Title
There I was mid-morning trying to plan out my writing avenue for the day. What would the topic be? How long would I spend rambling? Is the topic interesting enough to bring in your eyeholes? You know, the usual stuff that tumbles through my head whenever I think about writing anything for the site. For those wondering, yes this happens every. Single. Time. Think of … Continue reading On Your Left- Could Chris Evans Be Returning As Captain America?!